The Anvil
Every case here was computed once, in R, with a seed: 81 combinations of the four dials, each fitted, tested, and then repeated 500 times with the design held fixed. The page swaps between them. Nothing is generated live.
The dials
Curve adds \(c(x-5)^2\) to the truth. The single slope is then 2 on average but wrong at both ends. Zero conditional mean.
Fan scales the error's spread by \(1 + f\,x/5\). The slope is fine; the standard error and the prediction window are wrong. Equal variance.
Carry-over makes each row's error \(\varphi\) times the last row's plus a fresh piece. The printed standard error is too small. No autocorrelation.
Skew mixes an exponential into the error, \(a z + b(E-1)\) with \(a^2 + b^2 = 1\). The slope's interval holds; the prediction window fails on the high side. Normal errors.
What to try
Turn one dial to strong and read which row of the truth panel moves. Then turn a second one and see whether the tests can still tell you which is which. Fan plus skew is the pair that confuses Shapiro-Wilk. Carry-over is the one the residual-versus-fitted plot never shows.
Wooldridge's theorem
Under MLR.1 to MLR.5 the least squares estimators are the best linear unbiased estimators, BLUE (Theorem 3.4). The Anvil with every dial off is that case. Each dial removes one of the five, or MLR.6, and the truth panel shows what was lost: the U in unbiased, the standard error that made it best, or the exact window that normality bought.
Credits
Jeffrey M. Wooldridge, Introductory Econometrics: A Modern Approach, Chapters 3, 4, 8, 10, and 12, for the assumption list, the BLUE argument, and the plain reading of what each assumption buys. The stories, the questions, and the data are from the MA376 regression diagnostics lesson.
Other Forge tools: OLS Basics, Regression & Regularization, Bias-Variance.